Disability

I have to tell this story but it needs a little explanation before I start. My husband can't see without contacts or his glasses. He has terrible eyesight. He actually wanted to be a fighter pilot but knew he wouldn't make it because of his eyes. I am not sure how else you would know this without me telling you, but I find it to be hilarious when he takes his contacts out. I call them his eyes, because he literally can't see in front of him. When he looks at his phone without his contacts he has to hold it right up to his eyes to see it. Why it is so funny is because he calls it a disability. Whenever I tease him, he always says I am cruel because I tease and make fun of people with disabilities. I am cracking up just writing this. OK, now for the real story...

Because my belly is getting bigger Teddy has started tucking me in at night. No I am not 5 years old, but he will come in the room and help me get my pillows situated before I go to sleep. This night in particular I asked him to get me a glass of ice water. As I was waiting in bed, I heard these noises coming from the kitchen. I got out of bed to see what was going on and Teddy was standing at the refrigerator picking ice up off the floor. He said that he couldn't see that the glass was upside down and all the ice kept falling all over the place. I don't think I have ever laughed that hard....