Hilarious.....

I can't even write about these....they just crack me up!!!!

Cosmo

So this morning Wake Up With Cosmo had a segment about sexy halloween costumes and how they are so great. Well as you have read, I am a little bitter towards sexy costumes....So I decided to call in. I called and they picked-up after one ring and I hung up because I was scared to talk to them. Then I called back and got through again. So I told Kenny, Victoria, and Taylor about how a stupid pirate won most original and we should have. They didn't agree with me and told me I should always go sexy....

But later today, I also called into my favorite show on Cosmo, Get In Bed with Brian, Sarah, and Keisha. They have this segment every Monday called "Post-Date Recap." And since Adam and I finally had a date night, we celebrated our pre-wedding anniversary, I decided to call in and tell them about it. And they loved it!!! I had them laughing pretty hard.....funny how I have to have pretend best-friends for people to laugh at my jokes...hmmmmmm

Halloween

This past weekend my sister, andy, adam, and I all went to a Halloween party. We went as Alvin and the Chipmunks....

The reason we went dressed like this was to win a costume contest. There are three categories, most original, scariest, and funniest. I figured we would win for most original. But I figured wrong. A stupid sexy pirate one for most original.

Can you believe that? She didn't even make her costume, she bought it pre-made. Anyway, I am really upset about it and I am thinking about giving up on Halloween......j/k next to Christmas, it is one of my favorite holidays.

Walking in Jesus' Shoes

So many of you know that two years ago my sister and Andy dressed up as Jesus and Mary for Halloween. The whole idea from the costume came from my a pair of shoes my mom has that looks like Jesus sandals. I know, I know, it isn't very Catholic of me, but the really look like shoes that Jesus would have worn. They are hilarious.....

So today I am getting in the elevator to go to work and I was looking at the floor and I noticed that the woman in the elevator was wearing the same kinds of shoes. When it clicked I looked up at her and I had to have had the weirdest expression on my face, because she gave me a dirty look when she got out of the elevator.

I was just surprised because I didn't think that anyone else had sandals like that. They were identical to the ones that my mom had....I wonder if that woman would go as Jesus for Halloween too.....

A Shower A Day Keeps The Dr. Away

Well as I previously told you, I have the flu. I came down with the flu in the afternoon on Monday, 10/13. I had the worst headache and sore throat. But I came home and took a nap, I felt a little bit better but my head still hurt and my body ached, but I had plans to go out to dinner with my dad, Lauren, and Adam in honor of Cristina's friend that past away. When I got home that night, I still had a headache, but I was just really tired. On Tuesday morning I woke up with the same headache only multiplied by 100,000, I was so nauseious, my throat hurt, and I could barely keep my eyes open so I stayed home from work. On Wednesday morning, I woke up, still feeling nauseated, with a little sore throat, but my body ached still. So I went to the Dr. and she told me that I had the flu and I couldn't go back to work until Monday, 10/20.

SO here I am today, just sitting on my couch watching Sex and the City. By the way, I love that movie. I cried all afternoon. But the funny part is, I called Adam this morning and told him that I have not taken a shower since Sunday. That is 4 days without showering or washing my hair!!!!!! He said I was disgusting and that he wouldn't come over tonight unless I showered. How funny, that is how he bribes me to come over.

But the point is, other than grossing you out, that during and after my shower I felt great. My headache went away, my body didn't hurt, and I didn't feel like throwing up. So I decided to take advantange and get a load of laundry done. Well that was a mistake. I should have just got out of the shower and came and relaxed. Now my headache is bad, my stomach hurts like it did two days ago, and I am exhausted. Just from doing a load of laundry.

Anyway, if I would have just relaxed the shower would have helped me get better. Well gotta go.....going to take a nap. This typing is making my arms ache.

Nightmare

So last night I had the worst nightmare I have ever had. Do you remember the old receptionist that we had, Autumn? Well she had a boyfriend named Josh, who apparently wasn't to happy with me. Here is the dream.....

I am house-sitting for someone who has a three legged bull dog. The house is in a coldesaque and it has a big living room and a huge window along the side of the house that faces the street. When I get to the front door I see a note from a flower company that i have flowers waiting on the side of the house. Attached to the note, was the card for the flowers from Josh that said " I am going to kill you!" I grabbed the flowers and ran inside. When I was standing in the kitchen I saw Josh walking toward the house with all these flowers and rocks....so I fall to the floor and listen to him yell and scream something about Autumn and a baby....I didn't really know what he was saying, but I escaped out of the house and drove away.

When I came back later than night, my brother, sister, Lindsay, Stephanie, and Courtney were all at the house waiting for me and cleaning up all this blood all over the house. Apparently Josh had gotten in the house and did something to the dog. And then somehow everyone knew and went to the house to make sure that i was OK. Then I see my ex-boyfriend Brandon standing outside with a white van and Josh tied up inside. Then my brother comes running out and says get out of here before he tries to do something to you and you better hurt yourself so he doesn't try to. So I drive out of the coldesaque and then see my Uncle Rick in a red truck with some girl in there and then I drove right into them. A couple of times actually.

Then Brandon drove away and Shawn and everyone else piled into my car. Then as I started to drive away, I started to cry and Alyssa was yelling at me that I can't keep crying about it that it is fine now and I need to toughen up......

Then I heard my Dad getting ready this morning and I woke up....it was the craziest thing that I have every dreamed....and I was so scared.....it must be the flu.....

Vegas

I am very excited....me, Alyssa, Stephanie, Lindsay, and Courtney are all going to Las Vegas on 11/21...I can't wait....I wnt to Vegas a few times when I wasn't 21, but now that I am over 21 I can't wait.....it is only for one day, but I am still just so excited.

Sick

Well as you might have figured out, I have a lot of time on my hands. I am sick....I have the flu....so I am sure over the next few days I will be blogging a lot.....who knows what I will write about....stay tuned.

Twilight

So I had an interesting conversation with Lindsay today. It was about Twilight and my feelings toward Edward and Jacob. I will just say that I haven't officially made my choice....and I will leave it at that....AND I AM A ROMANTIC!!!!!!

Dreams

So even though I have had some problems with DD, I still have my dream of opening my own shop. Even though Adam said that I can't raise kids and run a doughnut shop. But I will one day open a DD and noone will ever write a letter about my store. Also, Adam's dad has decided that his new name is Don Viejo, which means old man. But the idea I had is that Adam's dad makes the best cup of coffee I have ever tasted in my life. Even better than Starbucks. So I have decided to open a DD and sell Don Viejo coffee. Doesn't that just sound good?????

Brother

So I am sitting here with my sister-in-law and my brother and I just have to blog that sometimes he is not nice. I see a lot of my sister in him. He is just sitting on the couch and complaining about everything. Even Mindi's eyebrows.

Babysteps

Well, this past weekend Alyssa and I had a little slumber party since Andy had plans and Adam was out of town. So, Sunday morning Alyssa and I went to Dunkin' Doughnuts...and it was a little stressful. Now I only mean it is stressful because they were very unorganized and they put my doughnuts in the bag upside down. But all in all, it was pretty good. I will go back again.

Long Live Little Drummer Boy

Well, all is good for the Snowman and Santa Band. Turns out that they need new batteries. However, the Snowman does have a disability, he will continue to play........maybe this year I will find an addition to the Christmas Buddies Band....

R.I.P. Drummer Boy

So Adam and I were unloading my Halloween decorations and I came across one of my favorite Christmas decorations that I was so excited about....but my excitement soon turned to horror, when I realized that the Snowman had been murdered....Well actually not murdered, just assaulted. His neck was broken, and yet, through all of his pain, he managed to play just one more song. I am sorry, I can't talk about it anymore....I will just show you the evidence and the murderer who couldn't even look the camera in the eye........