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Thursday, February 20, 2014

I admit it, I've cheated....

It's true, I've cheated and fallen in love. Whom I cheated on has been a part of my life for a very long time. Our relationship was always spectator, but a few years ago it heated up! We saw each other once or twice a week.  Then it increased to 5 times and sometimes twice a day. I have so many memories, both good and bad. It almost breaks my heart to admit it....

Yes, you guessed it. I've cheated on Dunken Donuts :( There I've said it.  That wasn't so bad.  I have found Best Donuts aka Beso Donuts. They are so good! They melt in your mouth! And they don't make my tummy hurt because I can only eat one. Dunkin required a few more before I would feel satisfied. 

The other amazing thing with my new donut love is that I don't crave them. For some reason if I drove by a DD I would think about them all day. But driving my these shops, and I drive by 3 each morning, it doesn't bother me at all. 

Oh Beso Donuts....I love our new relationship!!!!!


Hilarious!

A few things have happened to me over the last month or two. I can't go in to much detail because I don't want all the drama, but needless to say they have forced me to change my attitude about a lot of things. Why am I worrying about what people think? They don't care if their words or actions hurt. 

For so long I've personalized everything. If you walk in a room upset I immediately think I did something. If you are whispering with someone nearby I immediately think it's about me. Some might say it's me being vain. But I think it's from years of being verbally beaten down. 

It is very rare that someone has something nice to say to me. If I come up with an idea I'm told to "shut-up", "sit down", or "you don't know what you're talking about". So now, I'm sticking up for myself. I say what's on my mind. 

I don't like hurting people, but why should others be allowed to say what they feel and I'm not?

What is funny is seeing everyone's reactions! They don't seem to like it too much!  They still try to put my down or "put me in my place", but if that is what you want I don't need to be that involved in your life. I'm not cutting people out of my life, but I'm not going to cater to their "demands". They can find another punching bag. If they don't like it, well then stop talking to me. Then I'll know for sure it's because I did something. 


Monday, February 10, 2014

Dirty Girl

Teddy, O and I went to the grocery store this afternoon. It was actually an easy trip. Normally they take so long and O and Teddy are both throwing a fit by the time we walk out the door. Most recently I have been taking O to the car while Teddy checks out. That keeps her from seeing all the "special" treats that wait at the check out. 

Today as O and I walked out to the car I saw something in the parking lot. As we got closer I realized it was a tampon....I will let the image take over....

Clearly it had been used and left in the parking lot for a long time. I was in complete shock! You see dirty diapers, but I never thought I would see this. It was like a terrible car crash where I just couldn't look away. 

I wanted to take picture as evidence that I'm not making this up, but I was too embarrassed to take a photo of a dirty tampon. And then I thought, who wants to read a blog that has pictures of dirty tampons...


Saturday, February 1, 2014

Creeper, Finger and Noobs

Oh the good times at Happy Hour...I was sitting around with some friends putting back a few beers when my damned pandora bracelet snagged my sweater. I just got the sweater for my birthday!!!!! 

Throughout the night everyone kept saying that the snag was right on my nipple...so we took a picture: 

The best part of the pic is that you can't even see the snag! You can only see Teddy and his Chester mustache, a random finger, and my boobs! Good times :) 

Later that evening my friend who took this picture and I were laughing over txt. Damned autocorrect changed boobs to noobs and now you have a great title to a blog post!!!!